{"id":89,"date":"2005-06-26T09:47:41","date_gmt":"2005-06-26T15:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2005\/06\/26\/the_adventures_of_mustard_man_12\/"},"modified":"2016-03-07T13:59:11","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T19:59:11","slug":"the_adventures_of_mustard_man_12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"The Adventures of Mustard Man &#8211; Chapter 13"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_6219\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-89-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/mustard13.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/mustard13.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/mustard13.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>I don&#8217;t consider myself a hero, but there are times when I feel good that someone has something to dip a chicken nugget into or for a hamburger.<br \/>\nIt probably doesn&#8217;t make much of a difference, though, so I do my best to remain humble.<br \/>\nDijon Lad has issues, though. He goes out at night in costume, fighting crime.<br \/>\nHe sometimes shows up for work with his arm in a sling or with a black eye.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s been drinking more than usual, too. White wine and Dijon mustard are good for grilling, but bad for a commercial shoot.<br \/>\nFoolish kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>185545<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91,3],"tags":[35,90],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-adventures-of-mustard-man","category-my-stories","tag-food","tag-mustard-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28584,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/28584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}