Thanksgiving Etiquette
by Blue Potato
Cranberry wine
Is quite fine
When I dine
On smoshed bloopids with quince
But don’t cross the line
If you feel inclined
To share that wine
With a Dromedary prince
For an undulate mammal
Show manners for the camel
For you may trammel
An animal’s freedom if you ask them to rinse
I must say
Having had a camel over for a day
You may want to pray
He doesn’t turn your garden to mince
So for your Thanksgiving feast
You can invite the geese
And the farm animals, at least
But you may think twice
about inviting the mice.