Big mart

Even when the big mart opened in Smallville, people still went to Earl’s pharmacy to get their prescriptions filled. Sure, he had to change, distributors and insurance plans changed over to the big Mart as a preferred provider, people still wanted to go to Earl. He never made mistakes, he worked things out with people who couldn’t afford their medicine, and he knew alternative ways to stay healthy that people actually used. He encouraged them during his walks or at the gym or the grocery store. The big Mart tried to buy Earl out. Then they burned his store down.

Teachers Pet

It was an annual prank at my high school for the students to hand the biology teacher a snake on the first day of class. If the teacher panicked or freaked out, they knew that they were bullshit. But if the teacher handled and petted the snake, they knew the teacher knew their shit. Usually, the snake was a garter snake or some docile non-poisonous species. But one year, they had found a cottonmouth. As for the teacher’s reaction to the snake, well, they never got the chance. The snake bit one of the students and killed the dumbass.

Winton

Winton got a basketball scholarship to a really good state college. They expected him to be a basketball. The staff wizard in the physical education department spiked Winton‘s Gatorade with a transfiguration potion. By the next morning, Winton was a basketball. He spent four years in the equipment locker, occasionally pulled out for practices. Once, he was a game ball. But it wasn’t a special game. Or the team all would’ve signed him and put them in the trophy case. After four years, they changed them back. Oddly enough, he was the only member of the basketball squad to graduate.

Weekly Challenge #1061 – Fringe

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RICHARD

Oh Brother!
I was clearing out the basement recently and came across a box of old tat from the seventies.
Amongst the Fleetwood Mac and Abba cassettes, a Rubik’s cube with half the stickers peeled off and an old lava lamp, were some seriously dubious items of clothing.
A pair of cowboy boots, frilly shirts and a fringed denim jacket. What on earth was I thinking back then?
More to the point, what on earth were we all thinking?
I carefully packed it back up and labelled the box with my brother’s name.
Sibling rivalry, still going strong after all these years.

LIZZIE

“This is not a fringe. It’s a tassel.” Her boss went on and on about the virtues of fringes in modern furniture. She thought modern furniture was mostly practical. Except for that armchair she inherited from the neighbor who moved to Africa right after redecorating the place with the “most modern furniture in the world”. It did look quite cybernetic, except for the armchair. “You keep it”, he said. And she did. That was when she decided that she’d have a tassel over a fringe any time of day, much to her boss’s aggravation. Viva Las Tassels! Be a rebel!

LISA

A Date to Remember
It really was going to be a date to remember.
Elaine had fancied Vidal for ages. They were going to the new place in town that was already booked up for the rest of the year.
Sally was putting a hat on when her room-mate, Paula poked her head around the door.
“Do you really need a hat? That dress is smoking and it’s still boiling outside.”
“It’s hat or fake my own death,” Elaine removed the hat to reveal a half fringe half haystack, “I thought I’d trim my hair.” Paula quietly put the hat back on Sally’s head.

SAMUEL

As the black smoke gradually releases its grip from the once green meadows of Hampshire, one’s eyes can hardly rest upon this scene of devastation. Ash covers the smoking dirt where luscious green grass had thrived only months prior. The oaks that once lauded over these lands are so suddenly reduced to char-scarred skeletons. An eerie silence settles over this place, with even the birds holding back their breath. It’s like nature itself has cast a spell on all sound, knowing that the damage is already accomplished. And so even the earth itself lays in quiet respect for the fallen.

TOM

Fringe

When the plague hit critical, they blow the bridges. Not to be out done the County blew-up all the roads coming in to the county. No one I mean no one was coming to save us. We were now living on the fringe and life got very simple. The grapes gave way to wheat, and cars were replaced my horses. Somehow one guy got the electric grid running an hour a day. Folk started making simple motors. Churches filled and classroom became places of hope. I taught a generation of kids algebra. Those kids truly built back a better world.

SERENDIPIDY

I guess you could say I’ve always hovered around the fringe of society.
You know: the sort of people who tend to fall off the radar, ignored by polite society and generally looked down upon by most.
All of which, works very much in my favour.
Nobody really cares about the odd murder and mutilation where those are concerned. Comes with the territory and it’s no real loss.
And that pretty much gives me free rein to pick off whoever I want, whenever, and however I feel.
I won’t get caught.
Because I’m on the fringe too.
Under the radar.

NORVAL JOE

The social worker appeared ready to leave, but when Billbert’s mother spoke to her, she settled back onto the threadbare couch.

Billbert felt his mother’s influence kick in when she said, “I realize that we are on the fringe of what you consider a normal family for a child’s placement. But if you look at her background, and our history with her, you will see that she belongs in our home. Most importantly, she wants to be in our home.

The woman’s eyes appeared glazed for a moment, then she said, “I think you’re right. I’ll make the appropriate arrangements.”

PLANET Z

Professor Bailey had some pretty fringe theories, if you want to be polite about it. He’d stand at the lecture hall door, screaming about Jewish bankers, and the queen running drug smuggling operations. His long greasy gray hair wild around his ghastly face, his bony fingers in all directions, his arms waving madly. Why did the faculty hire him? He was a good gardener. Oh, did you think he was an actual professor? We’re not sure what his real first name is, but he says his mother named him professor. As long as the top Aries look good, who cares?

Tree trunk

When Charlie went home from school, he liked to take the shortcut through the woods. It was quiet and peaceful, and when it was raining, he liked how the rain would gently fall through the leaves. He liked to walk by the tree where he had stabbed that bully, Adam, and then watched him bleed to death. Adam daily beat him up for his lunch money. Charlie told his father. And his father gave him a knife. They buried the body in the woods and nobody ever found it. Charlie smiled, patted the tree trunk, and continued his way home.

Button backwards

I didn’t find the movie the curious Case of Benjamin button all that interesting. I find it rather confusing. But I found it a lot more enjoyable playing it backwards. Because Brad Pitt ends up being a completely normal guy surrounded by a world that’s talking backwards and completely fucked up and running backwards until as an old shriveled baby. He’s shoved up his mother‘s vagina. Which for a horror movie is a really messed up twist ending. I’d have given it four stars, just for the audacity and maybe the weird titillation from such a scene. Two thumbs up.

Beautiful morning

It’s another beautiful morning. The administrators have a whole folder, full of beautiful mornings, and they load one for all the customers. Sometimes, they might toss in a rainy day or a cold day if it’s been too nice out for too long. And they finally gotten the rendering for the clouds, right. Before it was far too easy to see the shapes the artist had used. A rabbit. An angel. A bunny. And so on. Now the clouds look like clouds. Maybe they just photographed clouds outside. Anyway it’s a beautiful morning and I can’t wait to enjoy it.

Landlords

It was about 50 years ago that the flying saucers appeared in the skies. Of course, they said they came in peace, and they offered everything we wanted. Here’s disease, clean energy, the end of want and poverty. They set up shrines in every city. Occasionally, people would be allowed to visit and they’d return with the latest technology or gadget or medical breakthrough. And then, every one of their gifts stopped working. And the shrines turned out to be terraforming centers. When turned on. The world changed. Humanity died off and the guests became the new landlords of earth.

Farmers market

Farmer Smith was a strange little man, dressed in purple robes and a black top hat. He set up a tent at the farmers market every Saturday, laying out the most unusual fruits and vegetables. They looked similar to bananas and oranges and apples and cherries, but he said they were foreign varieties that he had grafted in order to grow domestically. Which makes sense. I’ve seen photos of bananas and mangoes that grow around the world and they look nothing like the boring yellow ones we have here. He always sells out, packs his table, and tent, smiling wide.

Georges

Bless his heart, the Lake George Foreman named all of his sons after himself. I mean, if you want to do that, OK, but when they grow up to be the mayor, governor, congressman, Senator, vice president, and president, you’re not doing the country any favors. Some people on the press would use their numbers like fifth and fourth. Others just use their titles. In the end, nobody really cared since they all ended up doing a really good job and were reelected time and time again, and retired into various jobs in the community. Except for one, that jerk.