Weekly Challenge #977 – Clinic

The next topic is Postal Bomb

TOM

Hope Rises

They called it the clinic. The oldest would quip it use-to-be a department store. It mattered little because the medical corporation that ran it was long gone. And nothing matching that level of business structure was present north of the golden gate. We were on our own. The handful of providers that were able to scale down to the bone and still provide had a near saintly aura about them. My wife was the pillar that held it all together. When she spoke her truth people put their faith in her judgement. With little hope in sight the clinic is.

NORVAL JOE

After they had showered, dressed, and eaten breakfast, the three headed off to school, all wearing loosely fitting hoodies and blue jeans.

When Billbert and Sabrina turned onto the street toward the school, Linoliamanda continued across toward the hospital’s outpatient clinic.

“Mandi,” Billbert called. “Where are you going?”

“I’m going to see my dad. I haven’t been to school in a week. I’m sure no one’s going to miss me,” she said and continued on.

Billbert waited and watched her go until Sabrina pulled on his gray sweatshirt. “Come on Billbert. Mindi’s right. I know that I won’t miss her.”

LISA

Breaking the Ice
Valentines Day. Traditionally a romantic day for couples everywhere. Sally and Bob both liked each other but got tongue tied whenever they met so had actually never spoken. Fate intervened. It was a special day at their Doctors Surgery too – the annual Mole and Wart Removal Clinic.
Most patients were treated in the waiting room and only more intimate areas were ‘done’ in a private room. So, skin tags were removed from necks, moles from bald heads and soon only Sally and Bob remained in the waiting room. They exchanged nervous glances before Sally stammered
“D’you fancy a coffee after?”

SERENDIPIDY

It’s known simply as ‘The Clinic’
Apparently the term is supposed to normalise the place and its purpose: Promote the idea that it’s really no different to taking a trip to the fertility clinic, the hair loss clinic or any one of a myriad of other medical specialisations.
They send you an appointment, and you pop in for a quick consultation with an expert.
There’s nothing particularly intimidating, scary or unusual about that.
Except this isn’t that sort of clinic.
When you check in to this clinic, you’re not going to be checking back out again.
Anyway… welcome, to Switzerland.

LIZZIE

The toy clinic was closed. What now? The child looked at her mother with anguish. The mother knocked at the door feverishly until a light came on. What is it, we’re closed. They knew, but… and the mother pointed at her child, a broken toy cradled in her arms. OK, let’s do this. And the toy was put back together, slowly, with care. Years later, the child, now an adult, heard someone knocking feverishly. She turned the light on and opened the door. Let’s do this. Everything will be OK. And another mother, another child, another toy could breathe again.

RICHARD

— Sample —
The call to come in to the clinic was unexpected. I had no idea why I was there because there were a range of problems I’d been seeing my doctor about for the past few months.
It must be connected with one of them, but the question was, what exactly?
Too busy to talk, a nurse ushered me into a room, thrust a plastic pot into my hand and told me to leave my sample at reception, then rushed off.
A sample? Of what? Urine, sperm, saliva, stool?
I filled the pot with the dregs of my coffee, and left.

PLANET Z

My doctor can be hard to set an appointment for sometimes, so I walk into the nearby urgent care clinic for minor things.
In and out, McHospital to the rescue.
My cat chewed up my leg and hand, and I was given antibiotics.
My fireplace rained soot into my eye, and I got eye drops and a tube of goop to wash it out.
Then there was the time I had chest pains.
They hooked me to an EKG and said my heart was fine, it was just a pinched nerve.
A pocket full of pills and a heating pad.

George makes an app

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He looked for reassurance among his crewmates, but they would rag on him and make him feel worse.
So, he turned to the Internet, and found it hard to connect with other pirates.
Tha’st when he developed his own app: Shiver Me Tinders.
All day long, pirates flicked through the profiles of other pirates and swiped left or right to vote on them.
Then, some hackers raided the user database and stole credit card numbers and passwords.
George was forced to issue refunds, apologies, and to walk the plank.

The singular George

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When Elon Musk uploaded George’s consciousness to the Singularity, he became the virtual representation of a pirate.
Elon hadn’t bothered to render anything else, so the digital version of George floated around an empty landscape.
“Hello!” shouted George. “Is this Heaven?”
There was no response.
After a while, he became bored, and then went stark raving mad.
He slashed himself with his sword, but he was unable to cause himself injury.
George screamed for an end to his torment.
Elon turned down the volume and went out for coffee.

George’s hugs

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Every time he managed to do something right, he yelled “WHO WANTS A HUG?”
Nobody wanted a hug from George.
The last guy who got a hug from George, George forgot that he had a dagger in his hand, and he stabbed the guy in the back.
George realized that nobody wanted a hug, so he stopped offering them.
Instead, he would yell “YO, FIST BUMP, BRO!”
And, once again, he forgot to take the dagger out of his hand.
At least he paid for Lefty’s new steel hook.

George and the football

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He remembered in the cartoons when Charlie would try to kick the football and Lucy would pull the football away at the last minute.
So, he pondered a way to do this with pirates.
“What if I make someone walk the plank, but just as they’re about to walk the plank, I pull it away and they end up falling in the shark-infested water?” said George.
“Then they’re still in the shark-infested water anyway,” said the captain, walking away.
George went back to his bunk and sulked for days.

George at the movies

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He liked to go to the movies, but he hated when he had to go to the bathroom in the middle of a film.
So, he’d try to go before the movie, but those Cokes always went through him quickly and he’d have to get up and go anyway.
He’d try to get through the movie without a Coke, but he’d get thirsty, and get up to buy one.
And then he’d have to go to the bathroom soon after.
George gave up, and watched movies on home video.

George goes to the carnival

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was really good at carnival midway games, though.
Instead of practicing with his sword and flintlock pistol, he’d stack up milk bottles and knock them down with a baseball.
Or he’d set up a ring toss game. Or that squirt gun with the clown heads and balloons thing, whatever the hell that was.
When he went to the carnival, he always came back with a huge bag full of stuffed animals.
They weren’t as valuable as buried treasure or hostages, but try giving your date a struggling hostage.

Weekly Challenge #976 – It’s Me

The next topic is Clinic

LISA

The Carer
“It’s me!” I hear after a rattle of the key in my lock.
It doesn’t tell me much does it? An endless troupe of people through my door. I wouldn’t mind if they were just here to chat but they feed me too and it seems like an invasion.
They open my curtains when I want to sleep. Make me tea when I don’t feel thirsty. Bathe me when I’d rather not be naked in front of a stranger.
“It’s me!” They say it again as they fill my kettle. A woman’s voice. “Mum, can you hear me? It’s me…”

RICHARD

— It’s me —
“It’s not you, it’s me.”
Well tell me something I didn’t know! And it doesn’t exactly make me feel any better about breaking up!
Of course it was her. She’d never made any effort in our relationship, leaving me to work my butt off to try and make it succeed.
Now she wanted to end it, finally admitting she was at fault.
“I’m sorry.” I said. “But I’m not prepared to lose you. You really think that you’re in charge… but, it’s not you, it’s me!”
She protested of course, but it didn’t stop me handcuffing her to the radiator.

LIZZIE

It’s me. I’m the one who wrote that. When you look at me, you’ll know what it’s like to be me. But you don’t look. You don’t. You’re inside yourself in a world of fantasy that exists only in your head. A chosen blindness that makes everything collapse. But you’re not worried. No. You prefer it this way. You are you, and everyone else is not real. So, when you look in the mirror, you will pretend to find out what it’s like to be me, and I’ll say “that is me”. But you won’t know, and you won’t care.

TOM

Shibboleth

It’s me! Cried Benny. Silence. “Come on Rudy open the gate.” A slot appeared in the door and a note poked out. Benny read it. “I don’t remember the password. We change the password all the time.” Silence. “OK cupcake-tornado. Silence. A second note appear. “What do you mean last week?” It’s me, Rudy, your brother-in law. Silence. A third note appeared. Benny crumpled the paper. “I have no idea who Linda’s second grade teach was.” The sun was dipping into the horizon, not a good time to be in Zombie Ally. Benny slid a 100-pound note under the door.

SERENDIPIDY

That noise you hear in the dead of night, all cosy in your bed. The noise that stirs you into sweaty wakefulness, confused and fearful as you strain to hear, wondering if it’s just your imagination, or if somebody else really is in the house.
That’s answered soon enough, when you hear the slow, muffled drag of footsteps along the hallway, the creak of the loose floorboard outside your bedroom door.
With horror, you stare as the doorknob slowly turns, the sweat on your brow turning cold, the fear building into terror.
The door swings open.
I’m here.
It’s me!

NORVAL JOE

Billbert woke to someone shaking his foot and shouted in surprise.

“Billbert. Calm down. It’s me, Dad. Your mother had to go to work early, and you kids need to get up and go to school.”
Linoliamanda rubbed her eyes. “I don’t have any clean clothes.”

Sabrina glared at Billbert when he said, “Mom bought Sabrina tons of new clothes yesterday. I’m sure you can use some of them.”

Sabrina shook her head. “She’s too skinny for my clothes.”

Linoliamanda glared at the other girl. “I’m not that skinny!”

Sabrina looked Linoliamanda up and down. “Well, parts of you are.”

PLANET Z

Back in grade school, regular milk was five cents, chocolate milk was six.
My mother would give my brother a dime and tell him to buy a regular milk for each of us.
Instead, he bought chocolate milk, pocketed the change, and threatened to beat the shit out of me if I said anything.
I would steal nickels and pennies from my father’s coin collection, which I got beaten for.
Then I said why. And my brother got beaten.
Which got me beaten again.
I keep a jar of spare change, and I shake it to clear the memories away.

George goes postal

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
After several close calls, he gave up piracy and took a job aboard a cargo ship on the Atlantic.
They carried Italian workers to America, and their mail home on the return trip.
George looked through the envelopes.
He couldn’t read Italian, but the money that the workers sent home, well, what’s one less dollar?
When the Postal Service investigated, he’d pocket everything and sink the ship.
Bad weather, they called it.
Then he’d join another cargo ship under a new name.
“Welcome aboard, Jorge!”
“Thank you,” said George.

George and the black freighter

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When his ship exploded, George clung to the figurehead and washed ashore on an island.
He built a raft, and gathered up dead crewmates’ corpses to use for buoyancy.
The tide pulled him out to sea, he caught seagulls to eat.
For days, he floated, dehydrated and starving.
The experience drove him mad.
When George made it back to Port Royal, he went berserk and killed some people before feeling back to the ocean.
The Navy caught him, and his defense was getting the idea from some comic book.