George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He was good to animals, though.
He didn’t eat meat, and avoided products that exploited animals, such as milk or cheese.
His clothes were all natural fibers like hemp, not leather.
When he wasn’t out at sea, he volunteered at a sanctuary for parrots that had been rescued from cruel pirates.
Rehabilitating as many as he could back into the wild, while caring for those who were too injured or domesticated to go back to their natural habitat.
“George is a good pirate!” sang the chorus of happy birds.