George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Write a list of all the things that come to mind when you think of the word pirate.
George is none of those. Not a single one of them.
Unless, of course, you are crazy.
Then, I’m sure George will be a few of the things on your list.
So will a cockroach, a bowl potato salad, the Planet Neptune, and the smell of freshly-washed bedsheets.
Yes, you can read more George stories.
Would you like to draw me a picture of George?
Okay. Here’s a crayon. Go ahead.