George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
CNN’s Jeanne Moos did a profile on George, but made him out to be a complete assclown of a pirate.
George was furious.
“I do not fall overboard that often,” he growled. “And I only dropped my cutlass twice.”
He filed a complaint, which the network ignored.
So, George took a CNN crew hostage and demanded a ransom and retraction.
“Go ahead, kill them,” said the CNN executives. “They’re worthless.”
George posted their callous response on Facebook.
And the executives complained how unethical George was for exposing their inhumanity.