George the Scout

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The ship’s captain sent George out on a lot of “scouting missions.”
Which were really just to get rid of the accident-prone George.
George would wander the place around for several days, looking for treasure, but he always ended up finding trouble.
Even though it was a huge relief to the crew not to have George on board and screwing things up.
Eventually, George would return, chased by an angry mob.
“Pull the gangplank and raise anchor!” shouted the captain, hoping to escape before George got back on board.

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