Bar

“Don’t you think your setting the bar quite low?” I stated.

“What are you talking about,” Doug responded, quite peturbed, “there is nothing wrong with this bar the way I’ve set it!”

“Alright! Let me try it out!”

So I sat down, the bar was still too low, so I laid down on the floor instead.

The bar was literally one foot off the floor, and the tiny drinks Doug was serving off of the bar was even more ridiculous.

I relented, “O.K., Doug, what’s the punchline to this joke?”

Doug responds, “No Punchline, I wanted to set a low bar.”