They don’t look Swedish

Some claim Landord Zoelin was a mad scientist I’d say he was just plan sad. Example what sort of evil genus would combined cyborgs with toothpaste. Your going to deploy them with an army of marauding dental floss.
“You laugh today” screamed Zoelin. “But one day I and Colgate Palmolive with rule the world. Into the room oozed Cyborg 1052 “Resistance is futile,” he sloshed. A minty green nano tube smacked Zoelin in the forehead.
Wiping goo off his face he yelled, “Someone get this moron back in his tube.”
“At your command” bellow Billy the bagel droid