Pirates Surprise

IIIII me mateEs we at Pirate Smorgies prides ourselves with the best cuisine available in the Pirate Kingdom.
“What the Fuck you talking about. This is a bucket of gruel” return Little Jack Silvers.
“IIII gruel it be but the best gruel their be.”
“Best? I think not. Molly McKnees got better” said peg leg Bruce.
“III but is it at molly’s ’tis not all you can eat?”
“I wouldn’t eat any of it.” Said jack
Well I guess that would constitute all you can eat. me boy.
“Screw this I going to get a big mac and some fries”