A young man sat cowering in his London flat, fearing for his life.
You see, he was a thrusting blogger who took his belief in free speech just a mite too far. For some.
The lad use his newfound voice, having been a a bit sheepish before to launch into a scathing critique of Islam and Mohammed.
His rants grew more biting, until he recorded a nice little kitty about the Quran.
He was praised all over, from New Zealand to Russia. His admirers however would not protect him from the angry mob outside, the ones yelling Allah Ackbhar!