I deployed the spacepod, set the distress beacon to max, broke the survival manual seal. I put the data crystal into my ipod and Lolita appeared.
“We at MaxCorp have compiled a list of the three most important procedures to ensure you maintain mental stability in the event of lengthy rescue extraction.”
One engages in fanciful verbal dialects while talking to yourself.
“OK ME MATES it be a pirate’s life for me.”
Two positive affirmations.
“I will survive. I will to survive. Survive I will.
Third make music.
I whip out the old mouth harp and do some Mahler