I got this magic toaster. I use it with magic bread. Each morning I pop in two slices and out comes impressions of the saints. I got to spread some magic butter on both sides first and that has a tendency to short the magic toaster out. Last week I got a bunch of St Vince De Pauls. I’m working my way up to the holy family. Then the big bucks will start rolling in. Yes true believers will pay considerable cash for Jesus on a sourdough rye. Who knows maybe I can get a Virgin Mary on a pumpernickel?
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I haven’t googled to see if there is such a thing out there yet, but I’ll bet it would be a big seller: a sort of molded stamp that you could gently impress on slices of bread so that they come out of the toaster bearing a dandy image of Jesus (or other divine personage).
If you use this idea and make money from it, please send me $10.00.