Many folk have sent the entrails of fowl to ask how do you tom write a 100 word story
It’s a secret. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. I would have to use the ceremonial pen to do it. Believe me that is not a nice way to go out. There’s all that ink, all those holes. Why you might ask is it a secret? Why its been past down in a unbroken chain for 1000s of years from one sanitation journeyman to a willing domestic engineer during our yearly lodge meeting in secret.