Andrew Ian Dodge is into feet? No, he’s into footies… um… what’s a footie?
Sitting here alone & bored
I am footie husband
Sitting here in Peckham
As the wife drools over Beckham
Sitting here going all loony
Watching her crave Roony
I am into rock and roll
Not watching boys with a balls
Hanging out jamming a tune
Wanting England to end their run
Give me back my lover
My footie mad womin
Please let it be over
So’I can git some lovin
Not another nineteen-sixty-six
Would put us in a fix
She maxed the cards out
Now we have nowt
England please lose it
England please lose it
Don’t score no more