Wembley is sinking, and Andrew Ian Dodge wonders if it is in London or not…
We are getting reports that the new Wembley Studium is in fact sinking in situ. Workers at the site have been discussing it avidly, despite protestations from site managers and governments officials. It seems that the new edifice might be rather too heavy for the land on which it is situated. It is so bad that the Conservative Party have called for an inquiry by the N.A.O, There is a mild panic in various circles as this does not bode well for the completion of the stadia and facilities necessary for the 2012 London Olympics. You’d think we’re in NOLA!