Andrew Ian Dodge learns the agony of defeat…
The LAffaire England, Please Lose It has ended unsatisfactorily for Growing Old Disgracefully. You see Virgin Radio had a bit of contest to pick an A & B-side of a world Cup charity single. A side was meant to be a pro-England footie and B anti-World Cup/footie. Well it seems what they didnt tell us was that the b-side was suppose to be shite. We didnt realise this; GoD submitted an anti-footie love song. Instead of telling us it was not appropriate; the bastards have lost the track which I hand-delivered to their London offices. What a bunch of wankers.