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Andrew Ian Dodge shares a little showbiz news…

After the downer tale of yesterday and the described idiocy of the previous 100 words… I am going a bit goofier. I have got two bits of show-biz news you lot might not have heard yet. One…the horrid news that pneumatic breasted Jordan and her one hit wonder Aussie husband, Peter “Insania” Andre are planning an album of duets. NO! On the other hand Take That fans will be pleased to hear Robbie Williams will rejoin the group for their forthcoming tour. He previously said that he wasn’t going to join his former group-mates on their nostalgic panty-squirt inducing tour.

Since when was this the E! Channel?