Bizarre Weather

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A creepy story in the fog-filled alleyways of London from you-know-who:

“A journalist has been found turned inside out near the O2 centre this morning..”
“Oh did they say who it was Sage?”
“Yes it was a certain Jonathan Grimes of Groniad fame.”
“Oh yes him. Did they say how he happened to be in such a state?’
“Nope, but there were reports of bizarre weather in that part of Greenwich last night. And Londoners were complaining of a strong fishy smell all over the city.”
“No one else was hurt I hope.”
“Not that its says here.”
“I suppose we will need to investigate…” sighed Rupert.
“Yes, I suspect so.”