Nothing worn, everything in working condition

I got married in a Kilt. My wife’s mum was Scottish. Now I’m Irish not orange thank you very much. So I went looking for a Kilt fit for a son Éire. The Kilt store man said he had a bunch of blue wool used to make kilts for the all Irish pipe band. I said how much? He said $400. Gail said I turn green. I gave the man a pile of green. I got this solid blue kilt. I like to tell folk it’s a very subtle tartan a big strip of blue crossing a small blue strip.