We here at the Paris Hilton Academy for Wayward Girl are proud to announce a new course entitled: Desperately Ostentatious and Disconnected. It is open to all 4th year women will a GPA above 1.1. It is the on going goal of PHAWG to make society fit for a new wave of the novo ultra wealth women. To this end during this class you will be paired with a tree hanging liberal whom you will win over to your worldview with the innate charms you will cultivate in this course. This class may be taken six times for credit.