What The Heck?

Last night I was typing in back room, looked up to the curtain behind the monitor. In the middle was this brown webby thing. I think how cute a frog. How the hell is it hanging on to the curtain ….. A BAT. God damn oh Oh OH. He flies straight at my head, swooshes over and across the room. All the muscle in my arm and back pulled inward, felt like I got hit with a magneto burst. I am totally freaking out, major fear factor going down here. I open the front door and he jets out. DDDDDamm.