The only way I could get my sister to play cards with me is letting her pick the Wild Cards. There was never just one wild card. Further wild cards with wild cards could produce outcomes outside the scope of the game. Two of clubs and suicide jack three neighbors’ poodles weren’t come home tonight. An ace of diamond and two of hearts, the pawn shop was getting grandma’s wedding band. My sister’s favorite hand was a double full boat. Years later I learn it was called waterboarding. Laura teaches probabilities at the School of the Americas. The Joker’s wild