It was the 25 annual Putnam county throwing bee. County clowns competed to move up to the state and hopefully the national pie throwing finals in Washington DC. The winner gets to land a cream custard in President Obama’s face. Dan had the moves, fluid in motion, with a flair for the dramatics. He noticed Timmy Baxster load a tin up with rocks and tack aim at Dan. Dan unloaded his Glock and Timmy’s pie flipped up and rocks rolled across the stage. A tiny bell rang off stage and Timmy was dragged off by his number 22 shoes. GOODBYE