There’s an elephant in the room. So. What do you mean: SO? I’m saying there a fuckn Elephant in the middle of the apartment. So. If you say that again I’m going to drive this fork into your upper arm. “You said I could have a pet.” A pet’s a cat a pet’s a dog pet’s a bird a pet does not take up 90% of your living space. His name is Ralph he followed me home. No elephant in the history of elephants ever up and followed anyone home and how the fuck did he get up the elevator.