Let it be known we of Local 1066 Orcs, Trolls, Goblins Union AFL are formally placing the following on the table for binding arbitration. “No Man Meat.” In our rank and file the rise in gout has seriously reduced our ability to pillage, dismember, and rape.
Slopehead, may I call you Slopehead? Historically your union has fought hard to have a benefits’ package that includes universal health care, six weeks vacation, and man meat. Since we are bargaining in good faith I have been directed to offer the following: Prosciutto on Ciabatta.
With a Cherokee purple heirloom and avocado.
Done!