Abstract Art

Jackson discovered, quite by accident, that if he ate nothing but spinach for a day, his poop would be green the next day.
Experimentation showed that a diet of beets resulted in dark red excrement.
Rice with plenty of turmeric ended up as yellow feces.
Carrots – lots of ’em – generated loaves with an orange cast.
He was ready.
He ate the biggest meal of his life, one food at a time, sequentially. Then he took a handful of Doxidans and stood naked over the huge blank canvas, waiting patiently.
In just a moment, thought Jackson Poolock, Art Happens.