The Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln 64

For some reason, Abraham Lincoln was standing next to a flagpole wearing a gorilla costume.
When asked about it, the concealed president replied – “I stand by the flag of the Union, and all I ask of you is to stand by me as long as I stand by it.”
When asked about the gorilla suit, Abe just scratched his armpits and ate bananas.
The next day, Abe was back at the flagpole, but wearing his usual linen suit instead of the costume.
Nobody asked him why, but if pressed, he’d have said “I only rented the costume for one day.”