The New Black Black

At first, black was black, and it went with everything.
Then they said that blue was the new black.
After that, yellow became the new black.
And blue became the old blue again.
At some point, every color has been the new black.
Except for orange. Until that television show appeared.
Then, orange was the new black.
That’s when blue became the new yellow, pink became the new red, and white became the new purple.
When ultra-violet became the new white, billions of people died from radiation poisoning.
And black was the old black again.
And it went with everything.

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