Singh – Nanobots (The Lakshmi Plot Pt 6)

(The Lakshmi Plot Pt 6)

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Bhim followed the shaman downstairs to inspect the tiger tracks.
“Uncle was here, Baba,” Bhim said.
“Shh,” chided the shaman in his brusque manner, gesturing for Bhim to be quiet.
Both of them knelt while the shaman traced the impression with his index finger.
“ A new beast has come,” Bhim suddenly realised that, for the old baba, a pug mark was like a fingerprint, or perhaps there was some other meaning that only the shaman could divine. Now he squatted, testing the air like a wild dog and then got up to climb the temple rungs. Bhim followed dutifully behind him.

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They bowed. He hunched over withdrawing himself, arms shrouding his head like wings; soon the shaman jerked upright shaking his head wildly from side to side. His eyes glared and his grunts shifted back and forth across male and female registers as an entity spoke through him. Instead, he reached across and gripped the young man’s head with his hand, thumb pressing hard into the centre of the forehead. Something passed into Bhim. He was eased onto his side, convulsing as if having had a massive electrical shock. The shaman sat back and closed his eyes auditing what was going on.

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Where before Bhim had journeyed down Daksin Ray’s path of blood and death inhabiting the body of hunter or the hunted, he now became the tiger’s rider, the controlling goddess force who grabbed hold of soft neck fur and willed the beast above the estuarine Sundarbans. Instinctual power held in check by intelligence could fly down to see deep into the heart of tree, animal, bird or ant and speak with its spirit. Now Bhim perceived the forests and human settlements as pores on the body of one vast living organism, each a microscopic mouth expressing the same truth of coexistence.

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Bhim wondered how the survivors from his old village community were coping with the aftermath of the cyclonic storm surge. Through speed of thought the flying tiger travelled and saw the rescue helicopters, the army barges, the vehicles bringing in supplies. Trying to stay alive, survivors massed before the back of every truck and sides of boats, or retrieved stray parachutes with ration packs from waterlogged fields of dead crops. It wasn’t enough. Crowds clambered over each other like mud crabs competing in a bucket. They pulled back the top climber into the claw pit. Yes, desperation succeeded and created savagery.

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The tiger’s amber eye showed Bhim that humanity was no less bestial under the skin. Life spoke through the spiky pores of mangrove suckers and retributive cycles where nature was forced to right the balances drowning hundreds of thousands. It was hard to travel with that electrical current coursing up the spine and frothing over from the mouth. Bhim felt the sensation of being a bubble in a bloodstream and he might drown at any moment. The shaman’s power igniting Bhim’s own ability began to wain and the young man’s focus also blurred. Soon, both were gasping awake like landed fish.

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Devika greeted her husband and Baba when they returned. She passed each a cup from the morning’s milking and served the left over catfish from a pandanus leaf. She was feeling the lack of starch in their meagre diet and longed for a handful of rice with her own fish piece that she took after the men slumped on their mats. Yet, she was grateful to her husband and Lakshmi whose worship she did twice daily. It made her mourn the loss of Meera Devi, her mother-in-law, whose company she pictured while swirling communal hands in the rice pot.

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Bhim was woken by a vigour shake of the shaman’s hand. Again, he was dream-travelling into the jungle.
“Here,” the old man said, and passed him a white mask. It looked like the face of a ghost. There were empty sockets for eyes to see through and a crudely painted watermelon smile. He ran his finger over the rough-moulded face made from papier-mache. Flipping it over he could see the raw newsprint inside and that excited him. He remembered those week visits to Sitapur on market day and bringing a paper to read to the women at home.

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One strip of the glued paper was readable. The headline said: Nanobots Crawling under your Skin. The lead sentence followed: “Imagine an army of robot spiders doing surgery on your eye, fixing a faulty value in your heart, or patching up blown out brain tissue.” How strange and unbelievable especially sitting in this hut where real spiders and scorpions climbed the railing at night. Even stranger was the thought of wearing this story close to his face. Then the shaman pulled out another. Made of rubber, it bore a comic caricature of with a moustache and learing smile.
“Put in on,” he said.

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Surprising the shaman stretched the elastic and wore the mask on the back of his head. His was standard issue for licensed honey gatherers and wood cutters. Devika laughed. The shaman wasn’t impressed, stared back and addressed Bhim.
“If Uncle come for you, it will be from behind.” With that he gripped the young man at the nape of his neck. “Like this.” Then he explained, “But if he sees a face, he won’t attack. They come from behind.”
This new strategy has been thought up recently by a psychology student in Kolkata at the university, and strangely, had been working.

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“Come. Put on your mask.”
Bhim hooked the band on his forehead. Again, Devika couldn’t help giggling. Grown men putting masks on backwards. She was beginning to even doubt the reality of tigers.
The shaman passed another mask to Bhim. “Tell her not to leave the hut without it.” The young man was also irritated no. She was not showing respect and spoke harshly. “You heard, woman. Put it on.”
She picked it up with picqued reluctance
“It is time,” the shaman said and climbed down.
They followed the trail to the boat.
“Get in. I will paddle,” the shaman said.

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The double man travelled up the creek between their island and the one opposite. So far Bhim had not come this way. But he was glad to be away from the tension at the hut. He saw a rainbow krait skimming poisonously in the water, and two mudskippers with locked jaws fighting over a female. They threw the net and trawled, picking up two cracks and a panga. The shaman poled for a long time. Bhim wanted to ask where they were going, but knew better. Sure enough, the shaman veered to the right and slid into a new mud beach.

Justin – Nanobots

The vials of nanobots intended for a contained science lab ended up at a pasta factory. The overzealous IT student working at the factory through school thought they were for cleaning and he programmed them to clean up food waste. Instead they spread over the planet, destroying food everywhere.

Still slaves to their programming however, they were reprogrammed to reconstitute raw materials into edible, noodly substances, inadvertently solving world hunger.

Unfortunately it didn’t taste good, until a culinary student programming to pay his way through school reprogrammed some of the bots to create flavor, and Greygu pasta sauce was invented.

Norval Joe – Just

“Hey, Lewis. Can we stop for just a minute? I need to get a rock out of my boot.”
“Come on, Clark. We just started hiking again since we stopped for you to water a tree.”
“Sorry, some times you just gotta go. Can’t we just stop from the night? It is getting late.”
“We will, Clark. Just over that next rise. If you just keep moving we’ll be there in just an hour.”
“That’s what you said just before we got to the top of the last hill.”
“We haven’t even left Misouri, Clark. Could you just stop whining?”

Serendipity – Just

She was late.
Chances were, she would miss her train; that had to be avoided at all costs.
A car horn outside.
At last, the taxi! She hurried out and told the driver to put his foot down, praying that they’d get to the station in time.
Finally they arrived. She threw a handful of cash through the cab window and ran inside.
Nearing the platform, she saw the train… She was going to make it, just, but only just!
At the platform edge, she watched it draw closer, smiled, took a deep breath before stepping right into its path.

Redgoddess – Grace

This story wasn’t posted until today because RedGoddess sent it in late for the previous Weekly Challenge.

Also, she didn’t send in a recording.

So, it sat in the back burner until I got around to do the next Weekly Challenge.


Relationships in the hotel business are transient. Often guests request the same room number for a special occasion. They expect to see the same faces: a happy doorman, cordial valet, the fat chef and even for Lola to be there no matter what time they are checking in. In spite of its temporary nature, some guests have made lasting connections during the hotel’s cocktail hour and annual gala. Lola has also witnessed many nasty break ups right in the lobby. Some have even picked up their belongings in trash bags from their bitter ex. Lola is empathetic and non-judgmental during these tense times. There are moments in our lives where silence is more consolable than words. Lola simply listens and offers a shoulder to cry on. They still have their grace after wiping the tears away.

Danny – Pork

You bet your ass war is fun, especially when your foe is suddenly vanquished by choking on a piece of pork when said foe was not even eating any food to begin with! The story comes from a contrived notion invented in the bible of all places, Wait, the spice of Lifeless? What the hell happened to the NESS! Dammit! Brilliant! You only have less than forty words until the end of this story.” “Oh go choke on a piece of pork, which he promptly did, except, his death was ruled as an accidental parsley choking.” Blah, Blah, Blah, sleep.

June Faramore – Spark

The spark was bright, like a moon she could hope to reach, but not quite touch.

“It’s to a castle I will take you.”

He touched her long hair.

She wanted to deny him, for she had been promised love so many times before.

But he insisted, and she backed away. And she insisted, and he backed away.

They danced in the courtyard, neither able to let go; dreaming of the red planet, and things they did not know how to believe in anymore.

The spark was bright, like a life she could hope to reach, but not quite touch.

Steven the Nuclear Man – Pork

“It seemed like a good plan at the time,” Mark whispered.

Julia glared at him. “Shut. Up.” She went back to staring through the cracks in the wood door.

Bleats and squeals mixed with the pounding of hooves.

“I mean,” Mark continued, “I had no idea they were so big.”

Julia pointed her gun at him. “Be. Quiet.”

The sounds on the other side of the door grew louder. The wet smack of teeth in rending flesh. The screams of dying pigs. The zombie’s moans.

“Just” – Mark’s voice quaked – “maybe we should have hid in the brick shed.”

The Jet Age Geomancer (for Anonymous) – Singh

The Jet-Age Geomancer

1

Mr Bagua was an anonymous, in-transit mystery. A jet-age geomancer. Morgan, one of his best clients was about to collect, bring him to the office, then send him on home.

“Shall I fix him lunch?”

“He’s between flights.”

“Will there be time?” she worried.

Morgan felt for the Singapore dollar given by Bagua years back — the talisman that had started their luck. It still had embossed flowers and lion crest reversed, both within their octagons, their baguas.

“I’m worried,” she said.
“Here,” flipping her the coin. “Relax. Bagua has always been true to his name, has he?”

2

The new rising tower had eight sides. Morgan was terribly proud of it.

“Very good,” the old Chinese said, approving.

“Put goldfish fountain here,” Bagua pointed as they passed through the lobby.

Then they rode the elevator to the 88th floor.

The property developer’s open plan spaceo was noisily productive.

Bagua sniffed. “Put work cubicles in eights,” he said.

In Morgan’s office Bagua unscrolled the feng shui grid, dividing Fame, Marriage, Children Travel, Career, Health, Wealth and Wisdom. All looked fine, except for the ’Children’ square.

“Future leaking down the toilet.” Bagua sniffed.

Morgan knew already. “What can I do?”

3

Mr Bagua had fixes for everything – sometimes simple shifting of furniture, placing an octagonal mirror above doorways (for protection), or mumbling Om Mane Padme Hum inside cupboards and hallways to flush away bad energies. His injunctions were:

“No goldfish in bedroom – give you sinus, allergy. Suck out your chi.
No bookshelf behind desk – these sharp knives – people gossip behind your back.
Keep phone, computer in north-west of room.
Keep picture of tortoise, or mountain behind for support, built confidence.”

As for parent-child issues, he had re-decorating strategies, but would Christo and Christie his twin sister play along?

4

Morgan had always wanted a big large family, but after the twins’ caesarian birth, Cheryl couldn’t risk more kids. Thus, they over-indulged their offspring hoping that love would rebound tenfold one day like a maturing insurance policy. Instead, privilege begat poison. Christo had had scrapes with the police and Christie just slothed along for the ride. They partied away as much time and parental allowance as possible. Christie’s friends were her sidekicks in excess, while Christo’s cuties became expensive fashion projects. Morgan was worried, but had faith.
“I go residence now,” Bagua said. “Time short. Must do my work.”

5

“Show me Christa room,” Mr Bagua asked. Cheryl had trouble with his clipped English, but thinking her son the problem, brought Bagua directly into the disaster area of his bedroom. A mobile lampshade reflected a hooded figure with raised sword slicing through swirling snakes. It cast dizzy patterns on red walls. There were heavy metal and zombie movie posters and a mural of phantasmagoric creatures entwined on the wall. Whether possessed or soul-abducted by aliens, Bagua knew Christa had definitely turned into some kind of she-wolf with nocturnally raging hormones.

“Blocked chi. Too much yang! Poison arrow everywhere!”

6

In a rush, Mr Bagua, pointed to the clutter and violent iconography. “Remove. “Need happy colour. Green wall, pink bed quilt. Wind-chime. Hang crystal.”

Strange, though Cheryl, but noted everything, liking most the mounting of a parental portrait somewhere to exert ‘gentle authority.’

Meanwhile Christa Number 2 room, quite ‘yin’ and girly was to be ‘strengthened’ with sky-blue walls, sporty pictures, a stripy bedspread and the dressing table mirror was to be removed, or shrouded at night.

Satisfied, Bagua looked at his watch.

“Please, have some lunch, Mr Bagua,” Cheryl implored.

“Sorry. In transit. Must go airport now.”

7

Two months passed and Mr Bagua the jet-age geomancer from here or there was on a follow up visit to his Australian clients (and collect cheques). He had a string of similar rich clients in neighbouring countries. Morgan sent a limousine to bring Bagua to the Octagon Tower.

“Business good?” asked Bagua.

“Yes, business is very good.”

“You and wife are healthy?”

“We are both fine, Mr Bagua.”

“Family problem ok now?”

“Well yes,” Morgan started. “Christie is more confident and Christo, well, he stays home at night.”

Then Morgan’s phone rang. “They have? Ask them to come up.”

8

Morgan sat in uncomfortable silence. The patient wall clock continued its sluggish story.

Finally, Christo arrived. He had transformed to combed hair, lime green shirt and cream slacks. Greeting Bagua, he sat attentively crossing his legs.

Then, Christie burst in – a born again Goth girl yelling at her mobile: “Listen dude! No one’s messing with my band!”

“Christie!” Morgan interrupted.
“Whatever, creep!” And ended her call.

“Hey, Bagua. Very cool redecoration job you did. I put in some of Christo’s old stuff too.”

Mr Bagua usually inscrutable and unshakeable, now looked slightly embarrassed. “Maybe, you two better swap room, ok?”

The Case of the Amber Rose of the Amazon – Part 19

“Since Mr. Jones by virtue of his clothing does not wear the clothing of a younger man. He is neither the fashionable teller nor the youthful 3rd vice president. The cashier is Mr. Jones.

“Only Mr. Long can be a happily married, so he is the dapper teller”

“And by a final deduction Mr. Adams is both the grandson and the 3rd vice president and in grave danger.”

“From who?”

“From within, look there is the house now”

“Holmes why would he receive us at this hour?”

“Because he await us.”

“Steady your hand gun, but wait for the moment.”