Category: Laieanna

Under the bright moonlight, Alan found Randy thrashing around in mucky
water that came up to his chest.

“Randy! What are you doing?”

Randy paused, pointed to the water, then violently banged his head
forward and back.

Alan sighed. “I said we were going to a mosh pit, not marsh. We’ve
been waiting for you.”

“Oh.” Randy put a wet hand to lips in thought.

“Concert’s over, man.”

“Oh,” Randy said again. He sank down until the water came to his
chin. “Guess, I’ll just mellow out here.”

Alan rolled his eyes. “You have got to lay off the hash.”

Laieanna missed the deadline for the Weekly Challenge on toothache, but being the good sport (and writer) she is, she’s sent it in as a midweek story…

Dr Tyler adjusted his mask before facing the two men. “So what made you bring your…son? Son in today?
“Oh, some toothaches.”
“Toothaches?” The dentist exclaimed. “Just how many?”
Both men leaned forward to take a closer look. “Well, I’m not sure how many, but he’s groaning all the time, sometimes even yelling. Just can’t have a peaceful night reading before the fireplace.”
Dr. Tyler took a mirror off the tray, “Well, open wide, sonny.” The dentist stepped back quickly. “What’s going on here?” Tyler turned an astonished face to the other man, “Dr. Frankenstein, ALL his teeth are decaying.”

Laieanna has a lovely tale about love… and… um… love?

He showered her with gifts…all the time. She couldn’t help that her
boyfriend was a god. Did angry neighbors understand? Of course not!
When they first started dating, he would rain down flowers every morning. Then it was small chocolate pieces. People loved that.
After he declared his love, the gifts became sappy love notes. Then jewelry…the economy suffered. Following were kitchen appliances and furniture.
The last straw was sports cars. The town revolted. To get to him, they tore her into pieces…literally, and let her body parts rain down on the local shrine. Their final gift was lightening bolts.

Let’s welcome Laieanna of Hodgepodge Point to the cast of thousands…

Jack was all red faced and completely exposed, his faults evident to the sexy blonde lounging in the corner and the dark skinned beauty by his side. He had never shown such bad skills before. This wasn’t his first time, for godsakes! He was a pro! His partner, Julie, came into the room shaking her head. Straight away, she started taking care of the beauty beside him.
“Jack, this is so unlike you,” Julie sighed, “What happened?”
Jack looked at the brush and comb tangled up in the woman’s mane, “I guess I’m just not used to such kinky hair.”