Laieanna has a lovely tale about love… and… um… love?
He showered her with gifts…all the time. She couldn’t help that her
boyfriend was a god. Did angry neighbors understand? Of course not!
When they first started dating, he would rain down flowers every morning. Then it was small chocolate pieces. People loved that.
After he declared his love, the gifts became sappy love notes. Then jewelry…the economy suffered. Following were kitchen appliances and furniture.
The last straw was sports cars. The town revolted. To get to him, they tore her into pieces…literally, and let her body parts rain down on the local shrine. Their final gift was lightening bolts.