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Many folk have founded a church based on the doctrines how do you tom write a 100 word story

Count to 100. Notice your mind fill with a great emptiness. In the middle of that emptiness picture yourself writing a story, but not just any stories. This story is destiny to be the great American really short story. You are bathed in an Inner Light, so take the pray rug next to you beat out the flame, your lower intestine are on fire. Look your pages are gone with the wind. Please deposit 25 dollars for the next 10 minutes.

Many folk have carved the following into tree trunks how do you tom write a 100 word story

It was a dark and stormy night
. The night stormyed, it was dark, Eh. A Darky night storm it was. Dark was it Night was it a Storm? It was a dark stormy nighty. It was sunny and cloudless day. Dark Dark the storm it was Night Night. Was a night even so dark was a storm very so … it. Was it night or was it dark it was a storm. Night dark as stormy is was. It’s a stormdark night

Many folk have taken to cake decoration to ask how do you tom write a 100 word story.

Stories are somewhat different from newborn babies, you can’t leave them in the backyard in the rain. Babes as a rule are heavy on the begins but pretty light on middles and ends, unless . . . . Perhaps it is best not to go there. Stories need begins middles and ends. Introduction. Problem. Resolution. If possible an amusing turn of phase at the end to show how goddamn clever you are. But more importantly the use of letters in the alphabet.

Many folk have rented the Goodyear Blimp to ask how do you tom write a 100 word story.

A story isn’t a story unless it’s universal. So who is the most universal universalist in our corner to the universe. The Dolly Lama! I flew to the Himalayas, but the he was on a mountain top meditating. If the Doll won’t leave the mountain, then the mountain our leave we go. When I saw the great soul a voice filled my mind and I spoke these words “Well Hello Dolly” I must say the medical treatment in Nepal is quiet good.

Many folk use semaphore flags to ask how do you tom write a 1,000,000 word story.

In a word electroshock.

Set the voltage to 20 amps and the timer to half a second.

That puppy Will keep your hand moving.

ZAAAAAAAAP

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Sorry let me just jot this down First.

Oh yes if you don’t keep up

that bolt of electricity

does clear the brain pan and believe me

You will stay focused.

ZAAAAAAAAP

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Sleep you ask?

Overrated.

Eating?

That is why god gave you two good hands.

ZAAAAAAAAP

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I’m on day 100.

16 to go

ZAAAAAAAAP

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Honey I can’t feel my legs.

Many folk have Astralprojected into my bedroom to ask how do you tom write a 100 word story.

I have to say I’ve had quite a bit of luck using my right index finger. I don’t have that much control with my left finger. The words get pretty wobbly and hard to make out when you use the left index finger. The trick to legible fingermanship is the writing surface. Wood is too hard. I use the bottom of a dish drainer. The fingernail should not dig too deeply into the paper. A strong light behind the page aids reading.

Many folk are using basketball PA systems to ask how do you tom write a 100 word story

When I was but a boy my pa took me out in the desert one winter. He asked me if cactus have sharp pointy things? I didn’t like the way this stories way going. I got the feeling there was some deeper moral hiding in an act of stupidity that led to pain. When he started taking his clothes off, I decided it was time to go home. “Where you going son, I’ve got a teachable moment going on here.” No GOOD.

Many folk have used ESP to ask how do you tom write a 100 word story

It’s not the words you have to watch out for, it those devilish punctuation. Oh they may look harmless, but they brood, fester and lie in wait to ensnare the unwary. Let me underscore this, “Commas are the Devil’s Work. “Where the hell do you put them in a quotation,” he said? Dashes dashes not good not good. The periods, there are so many of them … too many of them. Its not safe, slash them all, what’s that: Oh no a SEMICOLON iiiiiiiiiiii