Hole In The Moon

Somebody shot a fuckin hole in the moon.
No, really. Don’t believe me?
Look up there yourself.
It’s right there.
See?
Last night, I looked up, and there it was. A hole in the moon.
It was in all the papers and on television, but nobody knew who shot the hole in the moon or how they did it.
Don’t tell me you don’t see it.
A big hole. In the moon.
You can’t miss it.
What do you mean you don’t see it?
There’s a hole in the moon.
I swear.
And it wasn’t me.
I just saw it.