The Glop

I like to add berries to my iced tea.
Blueberries.
Strawberries.
Raspberries.
I drop them into my glass, mash them up, and then pour in the tea.
However, I get lazy, and forget to mash them.
Sometimes, I can spear them out with my straw.
But they often just go to waste.
That’s why I got the blender. To blend up the berries for my tea.
Now, I’ve got the berry slurry sitting nearby, ready to pour into my tea.
So, I pour… and it all comes out.
SPLASH!
There’s glop all over the table.
I should switch to coffee.