I’ve always been too afraid to ride in a helicopter.
Planes don’t scare me, and it’s not a fear of heights.
It’s just something scary to me.
A friend surprised me by taking me to a heliport and trying to get me in the helicopter for a tour.
I refused, so they got in to show how safe it is.
And they crashed.
The airport’s pretty far out, so another helicopter pilot offered to fly them to the hospital.
I declined the offer to ride along.
Now, I’m regretting it. I should have gone with.
Bitch has the car keys.