Trademark

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In all the signals the aliens sent us, there was never a harsh word or a profanity uttered.
Completely friendly.
It wasn’t until their delegation landed and their people walked around did we realize it was going to be an issue.
You see, in their language, many corporation names and trademarked brands were the most vile things imaginable.
“Coke” was a revolting sexual act.
“Disney” was scatological in nature.
“Ford” was akin to genocide.
And so on.
So, eventually, they gave up on our planet and went on to the next one.
While we drank our Cokes and waved goodbye.

One thought on “Trademark”

  1. good story Laurence.
    I used to drink in a bar named Kilgore Trout’s Saloon in northern VT. I always wondered if they has licensed the name of the bar or hoped it was so far away no one would notice.

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