The sign on the bathroom door says: All employees must wash their hands before returning to work.
Lefty McGinty just looks at the sign, clacks his hooks together, and goes back to his desk.
He writes up memoes using speech recognition software, you know.
Talks into a microphone and the words appear on the screen.
He’s got a special mouse for doing edits and that kind of stuff. He’s gotten really good with those hooks.
But I keep thinking of him in the bathroom. Those hooks. And his… his…
Scary stuff.
I guess he’s gotten really good with those hooks.
Wash Your Hands
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I did notice the DNS problem, but said nothing about it since I just thought it was part of the “refreshing the website” thingy. Anyway, it is free contents after all. You owe us nothing, but you give us more then we deserve.
In college I was a night watchman. One of the folks that worked in the building I worked at was a lady with no arms. She would march in every day, take off a shoe, and sign in with her feet.. I also often wondered about the bathroom…