ACHOO

ACHOO!
Thanks for thehandkerchief, man.
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Yeah, I’ve got allergies. Really bad allergies.
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No, it’s not seasonal. It’s year-round.
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Usually, I have Kleenex handy, but I totally forgot it.
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I must have left my packet in my other coat.
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What am I allergic to?
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You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
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Okay, you asked.
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I’m allergic to bullshit.
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Seriously, I’m allergic to bullshit.
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Worst thing about it is that it’s EVERYWHERE!
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Can’t get away from it.
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Oh, you don’t mind if I keep this handkerchief?
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Uh-huh. Right.