Leftover Turkey

Thanksgiving is over.
Leftover turkey for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That’s right. Breakfast.
Ever had turkey bacon?
Well, I made a machine that turns leftover turkey into turkey bacon.
I’m not claiming that it tastes like real bacon, but it’s really close.
And considering that you’re sick and tired of the taste of turkey, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind having your turkey as turkey bacon.
Yams are another story. There’s absolutely nothing you can do to yams to make them less like yams.
We’ll take those out to the landfill and bury them for 10,000 years like all hazardous waste.