There’s a country music star on television.
She’s standing there with a guitar, but she doesn’t play the guitar.
She doesn’t play anything.
Doesn’t write anything either. Someone else writes the songs.
She doesn’t even sing her own songs. Someone else sings them for her and she just mouths the words.
That’s not even her up there. Someone stood in for her, and nobody noticed the difference.
When she won a Grammy, she didn’t bother showing up to the ceremony to pick it up.
They filed a missing persons report that night.
She was never found.
Isn’t this music great?
Country Music Star
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maybe if they play her album backwards, she will come back….
thanks for all your hard work LS, keeps me coming back
az
*downs a bottle of Benadryl in your honor* Yay, years!
Your stories are bright spots in my days–in a good way, not like retinal burns.