Hockey, My Love

My first love was ice hockey.
I spent more time on the ice than I did anywhere else.
Especially the shower. I could kill a moose at forty paces with my stench.
I stank on ice. After a while, nobody would play with or against me.
One day, I got dragged into the shower and blasted with the fire hose.
Broke my leg, never quite healed up right.
When I couldn’t skate no more, I went to center ice, chipped a hole with my skate, and put a flower in there.
Then I slashed the throats of those firehose-waving bastards.