Ten Foot Pole

There’s some things people wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
Which means there’s other things that they will touch with one.
Do you have a ten foot pole?
Well, then come on in. Look around. I have a mighty fine selection of ten foot poles to choose from.
If you don’t have room for one, then maybe you’ll consider a pair of five foot poles that you can connect into a ten foot pole?
Or one of these handy extending poles… folds down into a single foot. Fits in a purse.
You know you need one. Come on in.