Sponges

My cats are refusing to admit which one shredded kitchen sponges.
Damn cats. I bet they did it together.
I soak a sponge in hot sauce to train them not to shred the sponges, but they washed out the hot sauce and shredded them.
Locking the kitchen cabinet didn’t work either. Sneaky cats!
I stopped buying sponges, but my cats figured out how to order things online, and they ordered sponges.
Now, I get all my food via take-out, and I hired a maid to clean.
No more dishes. No more sponges.
But now the cats want to shred me!