The bones of Richard The Third were recently discovered under a parking lot in Leicester England.
His identity was confirmed with DNA analysis, combined with evidence of his famous battle wounds.
The reassembled skeleton confirmed that he suffered from severe spinal curvature and deformity as a result of scoliosis.
When scientists are done with their research, he will be given a proper burial at Leicester Cathedral.
Although one might imagine that Michael Jackson, famous for collecting the bones of John Merrick The Elephant Man, would want to buy Richard’s famous misaligned bones, too.
Thank goodness that disgusting child-molester is dead.