I don’t want my elephant anymore.
I don’t remember why I wanted an elephant in the first place.
I remember when I got my elephant and how happy I was, but I’m not happy anymore.
Maybe I should have just rented an elephant.
I tried to return my elephant, but the store does not allow returns without the receipt and original packaging.
I thought about recycling my elephant, but he’s not paper, glass, or plastic.
And the zoo has too many elephants already.
“Maybe you need another elephant?” asked the zookeeper.
I bought an ad: Free elephant.
Want an elephant?