I eat a lot of yogurt.
Mostly, I eat the light Yoplaits with the fruit flavors, but now and then I get plain vanilla.
That’s plain vanilla, not plain.
Plain vanilla tastes like vanilla, while plain tastes like spackle.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to start my day off with spackle.
Nor do I want it as a mid day snack.
If there was some Sam-I-Am character who was trying to get me to eat plain yogurt, i wouldn’t let him chase me all over the place.
I’d stab him through the heart with a spoon.