When you wish upon a star, you really shouldn’t be standing in the middle of a busy freeway.
Especially if you’re wishing for something like “First star I see tonight, get me the fuck off of this busy freeway right now!”
You’d be better off running as fast as you can to the side of the road. And not wearing black, because you’ll get hit no matter what.
No, that doesn’t mean you should quickly wish for reflective clothing, either.
In fact, forget about the wishes, and forget about the freeway.
How about we just play some Ping Pong, okay?