Ever notice that there’s a lot of guys named Tony in New Jersey?
I noticed. I asked around.
It’s because of the forms they fill out for birth certificates.
Instead of there being a line for First Name, it’s two checkboxes next to Tony.
The first box is Yo, the other box is Fuggedaboudit.
And there’s no space to write in a name if you check No, so most people say fuggedaboutit and just go ahead and check Yes.
Okay, so some guys are called Anthony, and the chicks get called Toni, but it’s all the same.
Right, Tony?
Right.